if someone’s happy doing their strange weird thing and they’re not hurting anybody then that’s really awesome and you should just let them be and maybe even be glad for them

so many people are scared shitless to show anybody what makes them happy or excited because there are so many people eager to point and laugh

(via follow-the-doe-deactivated20140)

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL IN MY TOWN SHAMED A MAN WHO BROKE INTO HER HOUSE INTO LEAVING

chee-ah:

scuttlebuggy:

scuttlebuggy:

IM COMPLETELY FUCKING SERIOUS SHE LITERALLY TOLD HIM
"NO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HURT ME YOU NEED TO LEAVE YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED"

AND THIS PEDOPHILE HUNG HIS HEAD IN SHAME AND WALKED OUT

SHE IS MY HERO IM NOT EVEN JOKING

IN CASE YOU THINK I COULD MAKE THIS UP:

SWIPER NO SWIPING!

(via imaginedragoffs)

zombieslayer559:

unimpressedcats:

anxiousmonster:

he doesn’t even say meow he says AAAAAAAAA

AAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAaaaaaaA  aAA   aaaaaa AAAAA  AA AAaAAaAAAAAaaaaaa aaaaaaa aAAAAAA aaAAAAAAa AAAAAAAA

My cat, Coco, does the same shit

(via spookyjaaassh)

zxchary:

pyromaniac-elementary:

mshpiece:

misscherry:

meowlingquimm:

butts-disease:

johnisdollywood:

I’m gonna throw my computer in the trash.

god
fucking
dammit

this is the gratest comic on the internet. you can all go home

this is so stupid why am I laughing

SHUT UP THIS WAS SO BAD

im so done with this website.
why am i laughing at this. i have a sad life.

This isn’t stupid this is a great joke, this is the comic I would show someone looking for a good example of why short comic strips are a worthwhile and accessible medium. Shut the fuck up.

zxchary:

pyromaniac-elementary:

mshpiece:

misscherry:

meowlingquimm:

butts-disease:

johnisdollywood:

I’m gonna throw my computer in the trash.

god

fucking

dammit

this is the gratest comic on the internet. you can all go home

this is so stupid why am I laughing

SHUT UP THIS WAS SO BAD

im so done with this website.

why am i laughing at this. i have a sad life.

This isn’t stupid this is a great joke, this is the comic I would show someone looking for a good example of why short comic strips are a worthwhile and accessible medium. Shut the fuck up.

(via pau1y)

  • college freshman with acoustic guitar on quad: do you guys ever sometimes, like, think about how big the universe is, and how small we are? anyway here's wonderwall

Creepiest Things Said by Kids

  • 1: My daughter had an imaginary friend named Sally, she told me once about how Sally was in jail for chopping her mom’s head off….
  • 2: My daughter when we were home alone one night, “mommy, who’s that man on the ceiling?”
  • 3: “The shadow man keeps talking to me at my window.”
  • 4: I was reading a story to my daughter when she suddenly slammed it shut, point to the empty doorway, and screamed “you get out of here! You’ve killed enough people!”
  • 5: “I need to get my hands on a giant penis so I can put this fire out all the way!”
  • 6: “Daddy, when can we get rid of that kid hanging in my closet?” I asked her what she was talking about and she told me all about a teenage boy who was hanging by a belt around his neck in her closet. I went to her closet there was nothing there, and she said he only is there when I’m not around.
  • 7: “There are three dead kids buried in our back yard. They told me where we can find them.”
  • 8: My five year old son once looked up at me while we were watching a movie and said, “I think I remember coming out of your no-no.”
  • 9: “Mommy, there’s a kid covered in blood in my bedroom and he won’t go away.”
  • 10: My 4yo shook me awake one night and asked if she could sleep with me because tonight the old woman at the window was being mean for some reason.
  • 11: An 8 year old I used to teach had a hard time with eye contact and appropriate touch. He looked me straight in the eyes one morning, not missing a beat, and told me, “you know, I think you’d look a lot better if you were dead in my basement.”
  • 12: “Mom, why is that lady from the cemetery sitting in my room?”

lawsten:

countsassula:

story time: one time a guy liked me so much that he kissed me and i had never been kissed before so i screamed and ran away and then he pulled me back and kissed me all over my face and now it’s 3 years later and we’re planning our wedding. so just kiss her for fuck’s sake, you might get a wife out of it. 

(via viridianviolet)

fluffixation:

pile-of-fail:

ivyinspace:

The perfect cuddling couch.

That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.

My idea of household heaven right here.

(via unovirgin)

tkakbastille:

sweetrecovery:

phyerfly:

allen-desu:

iwillseduceyouwithmyinsanity:

killinglaurapalmer:

goodimaginationandbadgrades:

lullabycubed:

Radioactive- Imagine Dragons Pompeii- Bastille

HOLY MOTHER OF

oh my fucking god this is so good

DEAR GOD. I THINK I JUST DIED AND WENT TO INDIE MUSIC HEAVEN

holy shit

THAT TOOK ME .04 SECONDS TO REBLOG

Holy mother of God! Can’t wait to see I.D. On my 18th birthday!

THE NOTES

(via faantasticbeasts)

mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

(via follow-the-doe-deactivated20140)


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the beauty of nature: a rainbow of blooming flowers (timelapse)

the beauty of nature: a rainbow of blooming flowers (timelapse)

the beauty of nature: a rainbow of blooming flowers (timelapse)

the beauty of nature: a rainbow of blooming flowers (timelapse)

the beauty of nature: a rainbow of blooming flowers (timelapse)

the beauty of nature: a rainbow of blooming flowers (timelapse)

the beauty of nature: a rainbow of blooming flowers (timelapse)

the beauty of nature: a rainbow of blooming flowers (timelapse)

the beauty of nature: a rainbow of blooming flowers (timelapse)